Yes, you can sail the seven seas…

08 May 2019

Q: Priorities

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

8 pax posted for a PFA season themed beat down! NPS is ramping up for their bi annual physical fitness assessment so this morning, we went through the Navy’s physical readiness test.

Warmup

  • SSHs IC x20
  • Moroccan Nightclubs IC x20
  • Imperial Walkers IC x20
  • Copperhead squats IC x20
  • Out n Ups IC x20

The Thang –

  • 2 minutes max situps
  • 2 minutes max merkins
  • 1.5 mile run

Thats it. Can you handle that? See your local military recruiter for more details…

Here’s the minimum passing requirements by age group:

Age group Situps/Merkins/Run

  • 30-34 44/35/14:15
  • 35-40 40/33/14:45
  • 40-45 37/29/15:15
  • 45-50 33/25/15:45
  • 50+ 30/23/16:15

We got done a few minutes early so we did a little circle of pain. Dealers choice. Had to be x15 of a 4 count exercise.

  • Box Cutters
  • American Hammers
  • Chilcutt Peter Parkers
  • Lunges
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Hillbillies
  • Dying Cockroaches
  • Shoulder Taps (yay, got ’em all!)

COT –

Words of Wisdom: Check out Q1.2 – The King and Q1.3 – The Queen. These are the daily discipline of physically training the body and the daily discipline over what is put in the body.

“You can’t out King your Queen.” – Dredd

It is impossible to train or maintain your body to your expectations by only having discipline over one and not the other.

Counterama

Name-o-rama

BOM

Announcements

Lots of VQs coming up! Don’t miss a workout or you might miss something awesome. Check out the Q schedule to see who is Qing a workout near you and sign up!

Make sure you put June 8th on your calendar! Many of us will be leaving Monterey in mid June and we’re planning some kind of big blowout event. Stay tuned!

Other events coming up are The Murph on Memorial Day, Monday May 27th at Toro Park and the Spartan Race on June 1st.

If you haven’t already, join the conversation on Slack.

Priorities out

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Go For a Run

20190506
Q: Flea

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup: 
Cherry Pickers -20 IC
Sun gods -10 IC- kinda
Abe Vigodas – 20 IC
Copperhead Squats 4count – 15 IC

THE THANG
Today’s workout was inspired by a workout created By Jen Eddins at
https://www.peanutbutterrunner.com/
The run was together, but each workout was an individual effort, rest in Al Gore upon completion

10 minute run around the neighborhood
50 Copperhead squats
40 Freddie Mercuries
30 Curtsy Lunges
20 Merkins
10 Jump-Lunge-Burpees
8 minute run around the neighborhood
40 Copperhead squats
30 Freddie Mercuries
20 Curtsy Lunges
10 Merkins
5 Jump-Lunge-Burpees
6 minute run around the field

Ended with Number-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COTCoffeeteria

MOLESKIN
Spartan Race is coming up! Don’t forget!
Several Second F events on the way! See e-mails!

LEXICON: Word of the day-
CARRIER PIGEON – Delivering a Weinke to a Workout without Posting for it. (NOTE: Didn’t happen, just like the name!)

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Gymnastics Prep

16 made it out to Carmel High this morning in the gloom… well, not so gloomy… it was actually beautiful!

Q: Cleveland Rocks

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup:

Armies IC, more Armies IC, MNC IC, Overhead Circles IC Abe Vigodas IC, Hill Billies IC, Imperial Walkers IC, SSH IC, Merkins IC, LBC IC, Dying Cockroach IC,

The Thang:

Run 1 lap (Fast)

Hopping.. Left/Right IC, Front Back IC, Chubby Checker IC

Run 1 lap (Fast)

Mosey to wall. 1 minute handstand on wall, break, repeat.

Tubthumping (EP version?)

Bernie Sanders up hill, 1 Merkin, 1 Copper Head, run down, repeat +1 each for 10 minutes.

2 laps last man sprints

Line up on 50, 10 yard bear crawl, 5 merkins, 10 yard crab walk, 5 burpees… repeat until endzone.

Option: Repeat above back to 50 or do Bring Sally Up at 50.

Number-O-Rama

Name-O-Rama

Words of wisdom: None

COT: Thanks @priorities

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Diamond Farmer

20190429
Q: Hogs Breath

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup: 
Side Straddle Hops -25 IC
Mountain Man Poopers -10 IC
20 Hill Billies – 20 IC
10 Alligator Merkins’ – 10 OYO

THE THANG

“Diamond Farmer”

Modified 7 of Diamonds
-From EXICON: “Performed on a large diamond (i.e. a square); For the first round, do 7 reps of an exercise (burpees) at each of the 4 corners with a mosey (or sprint) in between corners. Each round, increase by 7 reps with a different exercise each round, for a total or 4 rounds. Round 2, 14 four count flutter kicks at each of the 4 corners. Round 3, 21 merkins at each of the 4 corners. Round 4, 28 squats at each of the 4 corners.”

Simultaneously, pax took alternating turns at farmers walks, carrying 2 x’s 20KG kettlebells, to the corners of the soccer field. Pax would then trade out at the next corner and jump back into the round.   

Followed up with core finisher:

LBC – 10 IC

American Hammers – 10 IC

10 Plank Jacks – 10 IC

Wrapped up with announcements and Words of Wisdom.

Verse for the Day Matthew 5:41 “If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles.”

Ended with Number-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COTCoffeeteria

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Unleash the Hills of Hell

20190427
Q: Flea

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup: 
Cherry Pickers -20 IC
Sun gods -10 IC- kinda
Abe Vigodas – 20 IC
Copperhead Squats 4count – 15 IC
Capri lap

THE THANG

Quadrophilia
-From EXICON: Find a steep hill (Hill of pain). Set a timer, i.e. 4 minutes. Run forward down the hill and run backwards up the hill repeat until the timer runs out.

Triple Nickel (5 burpees at the bottom/ 5 lunges-each leg at the top)
– From EXICON: Find a hill. Start at the bottom, run to the top and complete 5xcalled exercise, run to the bottom and complete 5xcalled exercise, 5 repetitions (5/5/5=Triple Nickel). Can easily be done on a flat surface with launch point and target point.

Mosey to the auditorium steps

Up Steps –
Alternating Workouts on each step +5 dips +10calf raises per step
(i.e. step 1 – 5 dips, step 2 -10 calf raises, step 3- 10 dips, step 4 – 20 calf raises, etc.)

Down Steps –
Alternating Workouts on each step +5 derkins +10LBCs per step [ same as above)

Mosey to the football field
1 minute SSHs to end at 0750 instead of the usual 0800 due to Q commitments.

Wrapped up with announcements and Words of Wisdom by 0800. If you’re looking to Q and haven’t yet, we could definitely use help for days like today!

Ended with Number-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COTCoffeeteria

MOLESKIN
Spartan Race is coming up! Don’t forget!
Several Second F events on the way! See e-mails!

Welcome “Dab”!

LEXICON: Word of the day-
ALWAYS BE HEADLOCKING – 
A Q’s determination to never miss an opportunity to transform a Sad Clown into an FNG. Abbr: ABH.

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Monday Morning BLISs

20190422
Q: Flea

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup: 
20 Morrocan Nightclubs IC
20 Copperhead Squats IC
20 Abe Vigodas IC
Capri Lap IC

THE THANG
PAX were given the option to count up or count down, up was selected. Excercise consisted of a modified Four Corner/BLIMPS

The workout started at the far end of the field as described. Start at first corner, do 10 Burpees. Run to 2nd, do 10 Lunges (each leg). Run to 3rd, 10 Imperial Walkers. Run to 4th corner, 10 Squats. 10 reps were added each lap 10/20/30.

For 10 and 20 movement was Bear Crawls across short side and Karaokes over Long

For 30 movement was Karaoke across Short Side and jog across long

After the 3rd Lap, 6 minutes left so we transitioned to 6 MoM
Ring of Fire w/ 10 4 count Mountain Climbers
25 4-count American Hammers IC
20 4-count Scissor Kicks IC
20 Hillbillies IC

Ended with Number-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COT, Coffeeteria at Priorities’ House

MOLESKIN
Spartan Race is coming up! Don’t forget!
The 27th is going to be a busy day alot of opportunities.

——————————–—-27April————————– 
Love Our Central Coast (3rd F)
https://www.loveourcentralcoast.org/

Q School in San Francisco Area (See e-mail or ask me) (1st F)
Sign-up here! https://forms.gle/y7JK2Hyhg9Vi2nV87

Also there is going to be a BBQ (2nd F) for anyone interested put on by some friends and I in Fort Ord area starting about 4:30 (you do not have to live in the area)

LEXICON: Word of the day-
AMATEUR –  A man ruled by emotional reaction rather proactive Preparedness.

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Absolutely No B.S.

20190415
Q: Flea

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup: 
10 arm circles to the sides (FWD, BWD), overhead (FWD, BWD)
20 Imperial Walkers
20 Hillbillies
10 Merkins

THE THANG
Always looking for new ways to challenge eachother I came up with the following workout after hearing (joke) complaints from one of my fellow PAX during the Saturday Post.

Using a deck of cards we broke up into two groups of three.
One member drew a card with a workout printed on it (From the “F3 Beat Down Deck”).
They then state a number they believe that they can accomplish.
The other two members can then call B.S. in order and state a higher number (minimum increment of 5)
OR
Each member can claim a pass
HOWEVER
The members that pass must draw a new card from the deck and execute the new workout until the original PAX has completed their set number of workouts.

To help clarify cards: Any distance cards served as a “break” and all PAX executed a run around the soccer field after completing the next workout.

Ended with Number-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COT

MOLESKIN
I came up with this workout without the full set of rules worked out in my head and it worked out fairly well. The competition was great and my muscles are definitely feeling it.

Beach’s Spring Wing Ding Patio Party is coming up. You can message myself or him if you need details.
He also just sent out the following amplifications

“Hello Party People! Forecast for Saturday says 65 degrees, cloudy, 10% precipitation, and 11mph winds. If the forecast happens to turn bad by Saturday I will postpone to a later date. Expecting 22+ people. Parking may be challenging, you may have to walk a few blocks. I apologize in advance and will seek your forgiveness with free beer or a wise-crack at my expense. I’m open for business at 1pm or anytime after. Some ppl are asking if it is okay to bring their kids. Absolutely! I have some board games and nintendo if they need entertainment. If it starts getting chilly, I have a patio heater that looks like it got tortured by wind….because it was. Can’t wait to see y’all !!”


Also, for those that weren’t there Saturday, I took over second F coordinator I will be looking at setting up monthly thing for us all to get together and relax a little, this month will be Beach’s party though, so get there!  
Spartan Race is coming up! Don’t forget!
The 27th is going to be a busy day alot of opportunities.

—-27April—-
Love Our Central Coast
https://www.loveourcentralcoast.org/
Q School in San Francisco Area (See e-mail or ask me)
Also there is going to be a BBQ for anyone interested put on by some friends and I in Fort Ord area starting about 4:30 (you do not have to live in the area)

LEXICON: Word of the day-
BE THE BACON –
An exhoratation to another Pax (or to oneself) to improve attitude, to not take things seriously that don’t warrant being taken seriously, and in general to approach life in a positive way. It is the belief of The Nation that no one hates Bacon. No one is sad to see Bacon. Even vegetarians and vegans probably like the smell of bacon, and would likely eat tofu bacon (if there is such a thing). Basically, it means to make yourself and your personality as agreeable and as widely loved as Bacon.

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Sally got us good

Q: Cleveland Rocks

8.1 pax posted today at Carmel High.

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup:

10 Merkins IC, 10 Batwings IC, 10 Monkey Humpers IC, 6 Gorilla Humpers IC, 15 Abe Vigodas IC, 15 Impercial Walkers IC

The Thang:

2 laps of Last Man Sprints

Chubaburpee – done to the song Tubthumping: SSH and Burpees when the song says “I get knocked down, but…”

20 count

2 laps of Last Man Sprints

Stay on the track…. 15 Plank Jacks, run 1/4 of track, 15 squats, run 1/4 of track, 15 SSH, run 1/4 of track, 15 seconds wall lean. When leader catches last place go one more time around at last place pace than it’s over for all.

20 count

Bring Sally Up: Moby’s song “Bring Sally Up.” Start chest to ground, when song says Bring Sally Up you go to up Merkin position and hold, when song says Bring Sally Down you go to down Merkin position and hold.

20 count

Run 3 laps – your pace.

1 lap Last Man Sprints

Number-O-Rama

Name-O-Rama: Welcome FNG Momentum (respect!)

Words of wisdom

COT

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4 Corners BLIM

20190410

Q Sharkbaiit

Pax Cleveland Rocks & Burgundy

Warn Up

SSH

Cherry Pickers

Abe Begota

IW

Hill Billie

The Thang

4 Corners

At the Volley Ball Court exercise at each corner. First corner exercise then backwards run to the next corner, exercise then crawl bear to the next corner exercise, then forward run to the next corer, exercise then bear crawl to the next corner. Exercises Round one 5 Burpees, round two 5 Burpees and 10 Lunges each leg, round three 5 Burpees, 10 Lunges & 15 Imperial Walkers, round 4 5 Burpees, 10 Lunges & 15 Imperial Walkers & 20 Merkins.

COT

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Cajun Gator’

20190408
Q: Hogs Breath

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup: 

10 Hillbillies, 10 Mount Man Poopers, 20 Arm Circles, 10 meter Carioca, 10 Alligator Merkins

THE THANG

Alligators are known as powerful reptiles with quick fast lunges and bursts of speed.

Sprint rounds on both a fast course and a short course. The short course was a sprint across the soccer field, and the long course was around the four corners of the said field.

While the one was running his designated sprint on either the short course or the long course, the remaining posters performed OYO reps of  

  1. Gator’ Merkins
  2. Squats
  3. Freddie Mercury’s
  4. Arm Circles
  5. Lunges
  6. Plank
  7. Air Presses
  8. Monkey Humpers
  9. American Hammers

After all posters had completed a short course sprint there was a 30 second countdown. After each poster completed a long course sprint there was a 45 second countdown.

Each poster completed 2 short course sprints and 2 long course sprints, for a total of three complete rounds! As the sun began to rise, so did the mosquitos! Truly giving this a southern Cajun feel!

Ended with Number-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COT, Coffeeteria

MOLESKIN
Words of Wisdom: “You’re going to miss this” -Trace Adkins 

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