My Bout with Mike Tyson

Growing up in the 80’s / 90’s we watched Mike Tyson a lot. Pure dominance when he was at the top. His line “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth” is often misquoted and often appropriate. My plan of Pick up the Six workout did not go as planned but luckily it did not take a punch to the face to figure it out.

My bout with Tyson occurred in Florida when I was a member of a gym (don’t tell F3 Nation!.. and it was only for a few months.) For a brief period of time Tyson was working out there and after a session in the weight room he came out to the basketball court to play a game. I was on the sideline watching when the ball went out of bounds where I was. I grabbed the ball and threw it to none other than Iron Mike.

The idea of today’s beatdown was to complete every exercise at the same time. If you completed your reps you were to continue with the exercise until the six completed it as well.

10 Burpees OYO Pick up the Six (“PUTS”)
10 Burpees OYO PUTS
20 heal touches 4 count OYO PUTS
20 heal touches 4 count OYO PUTS
1 lap – turn around and PUTS
1 lap – turn around and PUTS
25 SSH 4 count OYO PUTS
25 SSH 4 count  OYO PUTS
10 gas pumps OYO PUTS
10 gas pumps OYO PUTS
Run to back of school by curbs behind theatre – PUTS
10 Jumps over curbs – 4 count – call # – PUTS
10 Jumps over curbs – 4 count – call # – PUTS
10 Mike Tyson’s OYO PUTS
10 Mike Tyson’s OYO PUTS
Run back to bottom of the hill behind the school PUTS
20 Monkey Humpers OYO PUTS
20 Monkey Humpers OYO PUTS
Against wall 6 decline merkins OYO PUTS
1 lap – PUTS
1 lap – PUTS
10 Burpees OYO PUTS
10 Burpees OYO PUTS
Line up on Goal line, 20 yard Crawl Bear, 60 yard Craw Bear, 20 yard Crawl Bear
Some misc. SSH, Planks to finish it off.

The PUTS workout didn’t seem to go as well as I wanted. I am Q next week – I will improve.

YHC & Q = Cleveland Rocks

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Jack Donkey

12 strong, including 2 FNGs, make it out to Carmel High today and it was fun.

Disclaimer Given

We jumped right into and only paused for a few sips of water.

Run a lap. Circle up, 50 SSH, 40 Seal Jacks, 30 Plank Jacks, 20 Low (elbow) Plank Jacks, 10 Smurf Jacks

Run 2 laps, last man sprints with the last man doing 5 SSH before they catch up.

Line up on goal line, run to 30, 5 Mtn Climbers, run back to goal line and do 1 burpee. Increase burpees by 1. First person calls it.

Last man plank sprint – Line up shoulder to shoulder. Everyone holds plank. First person runs to end of plank line and planks. Do this from goal line to the 50.

Do the same on the way back to the goal line but PAX is doing SSHs.

Line up on goal line, bear crawl to 15, do 5 squats, crawl bear (shout out to Dirty Jobs) back to goal line and do 1 LBC. Repeat increasing LBC by one. First person to 10 LBCs calls it.

Circle up, on your own: 1 arm raise, 1 merkin. Repeat to 10/10. Then hold al gore. Question from FNG DRP … “That’s it, just an arm raise, no jumping or anything?” Oh the zeal of the FNGs… you have to admire it! Pick up the 6 at the end.

Name-o-rama, BOM, Coffeeteria

YHC and Q = Cleveland Rocks

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Don’t sweat the small things

8 strong posted today at Carmel High. The AT&T golf tournament is in full swing (ha!) and YHCs call out to visitors on twitter bought out 0 FNGs. Too bad for them as they missed a great one today. These HIMS really pushed hard today for a beatdown like no other. YHC was super proud of the effort today.

YHC drove to the workout with a lot on his mind but did not share it with the Pax during the workout. YHC doesn’t know why. With the passing of F3 Noonan, a few of YHCs family members over the years, and YHCs 2.0 friend last January he was thinking of sharing words of wisdom of not sweating the small things (as YHC often does.) YHC will first try to take the advice himself and then at a workout down the road, if YHC has mastered it, share it then.

Disclaimer Given.

Warm up: Some Armies IC, SSH IC, then some Batwings IC.

YHC decided to do a little foreshadowing with 10 x modified Absolution IC. Modified Absolution being a combination of a merkin, Mahktar N’Diayes and a Chilly Jack. (Turns out we did the absolution wrong – should have been a groiner instead of a markin.)

Run 1 last man sprint lap.

The thang 1: Line up on goal line, run to 30 and do 5 Mahktar N’Diayes. Run back to goal line for 1 Crowd Pleaser (1 merkin + 1 groiner.) Repeat the run & Mahktar N’Diayes and add 1 crowd pleaser each cycle until the first person has completed 10 crowd pleasers.

The thang 2: Repeat the above but with 5 lemon squeazies and 1-10 burpees.

Run 1 lap last man spring.

The thang 3: Repeat again but with 5 left side zombie crunches, 5 LBCS, and 5 right side zombie crunches and on the goal line 1-10 gorilla humpers. Mumble chatter started up on this one so I guess the pax thought it was toooooo easy.

The thang 4: Repeat again but with 5 gas pumps (thanks Flea!) and 1-10… you guessed it… Absolutions.

We had a minute left so we did 30 SSHs IC.

YHC thought it was one of the one of the top beatdowns he had come up with in some time.

YHC and Q = Cleveland Rocks

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LDP

8 plus one 2.0 came out this morning to Carmel High. 2 FNGs! Welcome Mr. Brady and Craw Daddy.

After Flea tagging an F3 nations failure blog post last week YHC read a few of the Leadership Development Process (LDP) blog posts on f3nation.com. Failure is a key part of it all. So the first half of this beatdown was all about failure and the second all about bringing the Pax together.

Disclaimer given.

Warm up: run a lap. Californication arrived late and missed the lap… let’s do another lap. No more late comers which disappointed YHC cause YHC knew what was coming and would rather have run more laps.

Armies, Moroccan night clubs, cherry pickers, Peter Parker’s all IC.

The thing:

Pax does all these together, in cadence, all the way to failure. Once you can’t do it any more you start running sideline to sideline encouraging the rest of the pax to keep going. To failures included: plank jacks, monkey jumpers, SSHs, LBCs, and finally plank.

Mosey to hill where we will do Bobby Hurlees at the top and Monkey Humpers at the bottom, as a group. Run backwards up the hill to Feel the Bern. Start at 5 and increase reps by 5 each time. First person to hit count calls it and entire PAX runs together.

Finally a little fun with a double elimination ping pong tourney. While 2 pax play each other rest of Pax does burpees, then SSHs and finally Al Gores for the final point. Congratulations to Burgundy who came out on top this week.

count, name o Rama, BOM

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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