WHARF MONSTER

5 strong almost came face to face with the wharf monster this morning. (Well… maybe 4.25… Stone Cold got to the AO 6 minutes late and we had already departed on our journey.

Disclaimer Given

Warm up:
Grady Corn
IW
Hill Billies
Heel Raises

The Thang
Mosey… just 20 feet. Ask PAX if they remember how to do Simplicity. They do. Good. We are not doing that today. Mosey on….

Mosey to fish market. 10 burpees OYO

Mosey… we find a cool dock under the wharf … we start some squats… then the Wharf Monster start to howl… loudly… scarily… and it get’s louder and louder… seriously… it was scary… the Wharf Monster did NOT want us there. One of the PAX said it’s Wharf Monster mating season too… seriously… Get the heck out of here FAST!!!!

Mosey… leg ups on wall

Mosey… up some stairs, around the other wharf… PAX choice Aussie Merkins or regular Merkins… and then repeat

Mosey…. more leg ups

Mosey to AO start… we come across Stone Cold.

Gas pumps and 6 inches to round it out.

We did a few more Merkins and things along the way but since YHC did not have this one scripted out the memory has faded.

YHC and Q: Cleveland Rocks

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To the wall

3 strong 💪 this morning. It was warm out this morning.

Disclaimer given

Warmup:
50 Grady Corn IC
50 IW IC
10 t pots each leg IC
20 Heal Raises IC
50 SSH IC

Then Thang:
Mosey to lot, do 10 burpees OYO
Mosey to custom house plaza, do 10 merkins, bear crawl to other end, 10 merkins
Mosey to beach area off rec trail, 10 merkins at bottom
Mosey to wharf, side planks
Mosey to sea wall, wall sits and planks
Climb up the seawall (that was new!)
Mosey to AO start for gas pumps, 6 inches, plank

Count & name-o-rama

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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C’arrrrrr week

A love hate relationship with locals for Car week on the peninsula. We were lucky in that Worthington out of Seattle was DR for the show and posted with us. Said he’d been coming to the show for years. F3 Monterey has been around for years, too. Just sayin’….

6 strong 💪 today. Humidity still a little high for us norther Californians not used to it.

Disclaimer Given

Warm Up:

IW IC

Hillbillies IC

Freddy Mercurys IC

The Thang

Mosey to Plaza… stole this one right from a prior Mustard seed blast! Thanks!

The Super 21 Cycle.  1 Merkin to 1 Big Boy Sit up.  2 Merkins to 2 Big Boy Situps.  3 Merkins to 3 Big Boy Situps, etc., etc., etc.  But wait there is a twist….after each completed set of #1 though #5 PAX will complete 21 Imperial Walkers.  Bear Crawl to 1st base.  After each completed set of #6 through #10 PAX will complete 21 Mountain Climbers.  Bear Crawl to 2nd base.  After each completed set of # 11 through #15, PAX will complete 21 Monkey Humpers.  Bear crawl to 3rd base.  After each completed set of #16 through #20 PAX will complete 21 Prisoner Squats.  Bear Crawl to Homeplate and PAX will complete the final set of #21 Merkins to #21 Big Boys then finish strong with 21 Burpees.

Honestly we didn’t do the last 16-20. We did a count down from 5 to 1. But we still did the 21 burpees.

Mosey to wharf for a little sight seeing for our visiting friend.

Squats & Al Gores IC

Mosey to sea wall for wall sits & plank. Time running out. Back to start for Name and Count O Rama

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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You can pick your friends

Great foggy morning today. 8 strong 💪 gathered at Carmel High this morning. Ferrari joined us again DR from Seattle and brought his grand son (FNG) who we named Money.

Disclaimer Given

Warm Up… no, we did not warm up.

The Thang
Run a lap
10 SSH, then run 1/2 lap, 10 SSH or wait for the six to arrive, then 1/2 lap and wait for six while you do SSHs
Repeat for Merkins, Rowers, Burpees and I think some other things but I don’t remember what.
Run to back of school
Elevators for 1 Mike Tyson, 1 Jump Squat & 1 hop over curb… go up to 6 and back
Run to amphitheatre
10 dips, deescalate each row
at bottom Calf Raises deescalate each row
Run around – stairs, etc.
Run back to start for 6 mins of mary

Name-o-rama, Count-o-rama

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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Heel Raises, that was easy

4 strong 💪 today at “Bash at the Beach.” We were all missing our old friend Priorities who stopped in over the weekend and made things feel back to normal again.

Disclaimer Given

Warm Up
IW IC
Hillbillies IC
Cherry Pickers IC
Heel Raises IC (Pupusa “That was easy”)
YHC to Sharkbait “Sounds like we will be doing more heel raises today”


The Thang
Mosey to parking lot
1 air press, run to first line, 1 merkin, run back… add one line and 1 rep
At 10 do rowers back down to 1
Mosey to plaza
20 heel raises each step. Pupusa “Is this because of what I said?”
Mosey to wharf
Tabata squats
Mosey back to AO start for some Gas Pumps, LBCs & Plank

Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama… words of wisdom from Ted Lasso via perhaps Walt Whitman “Be curious, not judgmental”

YHC and Q: Cleveland Rocks

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Jelly beans

13 strong 💪today at Carmel High. Chiclets joined us DR from Omaha and Priorities and Honest Abe were back to visit. We also welcomed FNG Leafy Greens. Weather was perfect Carmel Summer. Overcast but this time a little warmer than normal. It felt great to have Priorities and his 2.0 back. Like he said… it felt like home.

Disclaimer Given

Warm Up:

Michael Phelps
Grady Corn
T Pots
Heel Raises
Modified SSH
Modified Squats

The Thang

Line up side line.   Everyone gets jelly bean.
Eat 1 JB and do 15 burpees here, at both hash lines, and at side line
Eat 2 JB and do 10

* Note the Jelly beans may have some strange flavors like stinky shoe, rotten egg, etc.

Run (partial) lap back 

Repeat for absolutions… 

Repeat for Gorilla Humper

Repeat for Sumo Squats 

6 mins of Mary:

Gas Pumps slow then fast
LBCs
6 inches

SSH for the last 45 seconds.

Name-o-rama, Count-o-rama

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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Real Housewives of Atlanta

4 strong 💪 this morning. YHC arrived at the AO early but stayed in his car because of the cold. Then when YHC got out of the car it was actually warmer outside of the car than inside. That’s taking microclimates to the extreme.

Disclaimer Given

Warm Up
Grady Corn
Imperial Walkers
Hill Billies
Heel raises

The Thang
Bear Crawl to the water
Mosey to sea wall
Line drawn in the sand… Lung to line, 10 burpees, mosey back… repeat less 1. First person calls it.
Mosey to boat dock
Box Jumps & Merkins… which Sharkbait pointed out was not much different from the burpees we just did.
Mosey to sea wall
Wall sits and planks
Mosey… then crab walk to start (where the birds were watching us with intrigue)
5 mins of mary… gas pumps, LBCs…
Moroccan Night Clubs

Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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Jenny from the block

4 strong 💪 today for a glorious beatdown led by YHC. We all pondered why Jenny is back with Ben… actually, no, that’s not true. That didn’t even cross anyone’s mind this morning.

Disclaimer given

Warm Up:
IW
Hillbillies
Cherry Pickers
Heel Raises

The Thang:
Crawl Bear to the bay over the sand
10 BBS
10 Merkins
10 Squats
Bear crawl back

That was fun.

Now repeat exercise and run the block 5 times (ok, it was a parking lot.. but if I didn’t call it a block the title to this post would make absolutely no sense.)

Mosey… SSHs as we wait out DPRs calf cramp

Squats & Al Gores 10,9,8….10

Mosey to sea wall (shuffle really after those squats…)

Wall sits and Planks

Mosey to start for a perfect 6 minutes of mary.

Name-o-rama, Count-o-rama

YHC and Q: Cleveland Rocks



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You wear only an apron at the cheese shop?

10 strong 💪 this morning at Carmel High. Weather was fantastic. A cool 55 degrees and foggy. Basically like every summer morning here in Carmel.

It was great to see Natty downrange from F3 Knoxville join us and come to coffeteria, too. Also great to see Bru Ha Ha (MIA since July 2020), whom YHC mistook for his younger brother Jagger. Sorry Bru Ha Ha!

Disclaimer given

Warm Up:
10 Michael Phelps
50 SSH
100 Grady Corn (yes! we made it to 100! Only a few moans from the pax. The batwing king loved the grady corns.)
20 Cherry Pickers
10 heel raises

The Thang:
On Track…
For 2 laps:
2 merkins, Run ¼ track, 4 merkins, run ¼ track, 6 merkins, run ¼ track 8 merkins for 4 laps. If first at ¼ mark do 2x exercise, if you are 2nd, do 1.5x exercise. If last, skip exercise and keep running. Sorry for the complex math!

Repeat: Burpees, Absolution, Situps

Great to watch Beach and Natty duke it out on the last 1/4 mile run. Natty took it.

Line up on goal line. Crawl bear 50, run back, crawl bear 25, run back. YHC thought that would take longer than it did so lets Crawl Bear to the 100 and run back.

Still time…

Freddy Mercury’s, Rosalitas, 6 inches….

Announcements:
* Contact Beach SOON! about F3 Shirt order… 10% discount and free shipping
* Contact Sharkbait about F3 Monterey custom shirt order
* RSVP to YHC if you are coming to Dinner at YHC house. Pizza, etc. Priorities will be in town and joining us.

Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama

YHC and Q: Cleveland Rocks

Doesn’t get much better than this…
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Mushrooms

Another day in paradise. I am not sure what the temperature was. Same as most summer mornings. Overcast and beautiful.

Beatdown was similar to a beatdown from a month ago except substituting Burpees for Big Boy Sit-ups. Not too original but YHC promised a no-run beatdown.

Disclaimer given

Warm Up
Sun Gods (Yup, that was it)

The Thang
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Imperial Walkers for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Freddy Mercurys for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Heel Raises for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then American Hammers for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Hill Billies for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then LBCs for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Plank Jacks for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Grady Corn for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Moroccan Night Clubs for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Absolution for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Gas Pumps for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Merkins for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Floyd Mayweathers for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Rosalitas for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Mike Tysons for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Arm Circles for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Rowers for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Groiners for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Mtn Climbers for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then 6 Inches for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then SSH for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Shoulder Taps for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Squats for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Air Presses for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then High Knees (thanks GRS) for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Jane Fondas for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then LBC with a Gas Pump for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Lunges for 1 minute
3 Big Boy Sit-ups, then Plank for 1 minute

Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama & 3 for Coffee!

YHC and Q = Cleveland Rocks

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