No Dogma

11 PAX made it out to Carmel High today including 2 FNGs. Welcome Starsky and Megan. Great to see Croc one more time. Good luck moving back to gator country.

The Warmup:

Armies IC, Batwings IC, Abe Begotas IC, LBC IC, Cherry Pickers IC, Australian Snow Angels IC, Plank Jacks IC, Jog 1 lap.

The Thang:

Partner up and grab a coupon.

1 partner Crawl Bears to 50 yard line while partner Bears and Blocks to 50 at same time. Switch at 50 and go to other endzone.

1 partner does Elf on a Shelf while other does 10 burpees. Switch after the 10 burpees. Repeat again.

Back to the other endzone with Crawl Bears and Bears and Blocks.

1 partner does Derkins on coupon while other Crab Walks to 25 yard line and back. Switch and repeat.

1 partner goes 100 yards as they want and when there planks or squats waiting for partner to do a 100 yard John Cusak with the coupon. Pass coupon to partner and go back the other way.

Return the coupons.

Option to do Last Man Sprints or Mountain Climbers, Plank Jacks, LBCs on the field.

Count-o-rama

Name-o-rama

For my two FIAs 2.0s that were visiting and the rest of the PAX: “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”

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10-4 BLIMPS

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Q; Sharkbait

Pax; Croc, Cleveland Rocks, Beach, Great Clips, Freestyle, Mad Max, Priorities, DR Brother-at-Law & Flea

WarmUp

SSH 30

IW 20

Copperhead Squats 20

SSH 20

Merkin 20

The Thang
Hindenburg Blimp.

COT

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The Sun Also Rises

Conditions: 50* F, Sandy, and Gorgeous

QIC: Kobayashi

Disclaimer: Given.

Warm up:
100 SSH (in cadence)
10 Shoulder Taps (in cadence)
10 Don Quitoxes (in cadence)

The Thang:

Mosey to Fisherman’s Wharf wall and grab a seat.

mosey to Fisherman’s Wharf

Part 1
PAX take turns bear crawling to a line in the sand (approx 60 ft), do 25 Monkey Humpers, and Crab Crawl back until all PAX have been out and back.

wall sits

Part 2
PAX assume Ball to the Wall position.
PAX (2 at a time) take turns Lunge Walk to a line in the sand, do 20 Squats, and Broad Jump back until all PAX have been out and back.

Part 3
It was at this point that my written workout ended and I started shooting from the hip.

The water looked really inviting so mosey to the water. Let PAX know that those who don’t want to get wet probably shouldn’t get in the water.

20 Flutter Kicks (in cadence)

Mosey down the beach a little bit and circle up.
20 SSH (in cadence)
20 Flutter Kicks (in cadence)

Mosey back down the beach.
20 SSH (in cadence)
60 sec count Superman’s
Go back in the water for some Windshield Wipers (on my call)
20 Flutter Kicks (in cadence)
1 Merkin

Count-o-Rama: 9
Name-o-Rama: Shark Bait, Croc, Burgandy (respsect), Flea, Priorities, Borther at-Law (down range), Cleveland Rocks, Hogs Breath, Kobayashi

NMM:

An Honor to lead this group of men. Thanks for the hospitality you’ve shown while I’ve been on the West Coast. Y’all have a beautiful place.

Sorry for the 100 in cadence SSHs. I got very distracted looking out of the ocean while calling cadence and just kept going. I hope y’all didn’t mind too much.

Glad to have Brother at-Law join us from Nashville. You performed like a true Southern Gentleman and killed this workout.

Shark Bait is a beast and had the most vertical BTTW of any of the guys out there. It was almost as Impressive as Cleveland Rocks hand over hand walking down the wall and then hanging from his toes.

I wanted to get this BB out while every thing was still fresh in my mind but work travel got in the way and I’ve forgotten the remainder of the stuff I wanted to put in here.

Great JOB guys. Keep Growing and Pushing one another. I look forward to seeing you soon.

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Triple Nickel

VQ: Mad Max

Disclaimer: Given

Warm O Rama:
Side straddle hops

Arm circles

Abe Begodas

1 lap around the field with high knees and buttkickers on the end lines

The Thang

Triple Nickel

This is a beat the clock exercise.  The workout is broken into 5 min sets.  Each rep is 1 min long.  During the rep you must complete 10 squats, 10 merkins, and 10 crunches.  If you finish within the minute you rest until the minute is elapsed.  The faster you complete the rep the more rest you get.  If you do not complete the rep in the allotted one min you immediately move on to the new rep.

After 5 reps, one running lap around the field.

Complete three, 5 min sets (5,5,5 or triple nickel).

Dealers choice

Words of wisdom:

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.” Proverbs 3: 5-6

Never take on impossible tasks alone.  Rely on your friends, break it into manageable pieces, and rely on God.  The workout today resulted in 150 squats, merkins, and crunches.  But it was not done in one shot, it was spread out to make it manageable.  We pushed each other through because that is what is expected of friends.  We finish with a prayer because we know God was helping us through. Count-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COT

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100 Yards The Hard Way

VQ: Great Clips

Disclaimer: Given

Warm O Rama:
Moroccan Night Clubs
Imperial Walkers
Copperhead Squats
Abe Vigodas
Windmills

The Thang

Hello Dollys

Mosey one lap slow
Meet back in at the end zone

100 yards the hard way.

Start on the goal lines. Sprint to the 10 yard line and do 10 x merkins, sprint back to the goal. Everyone waits to start the next portion. Sprint to the 20 yard line and do 10 x flutter kicks, sprint back to the goal. Continue this to the other goal.

What goes up must come back….. 100 yards the hardway … in reverse. Sprint to the 100 yard line, 10 x merkins, sprint back. Sprint to the 90 yard line and do 10 x flutter kicks, sprint back. Continue this until you are home free.

Indian Run x 3 laps

Dealers choice

Words of wisdom:

The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow.

Count-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COT

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Gymnastics Prep

16 made it out to Carmel High this morning in the gloom… well, not so gloomy… it was actually beautiful!

Q: Cleveland Rocks

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup:

Armies IC, more Armies IC, MNC IC, Overhead Circles IC Abe Vigodas IC, Hill Billies IC, Imperial Walkers IC, SSH IC, Merkins IC, LBC IC, Dying Cockroach IC,

The Thang:

Run 1 lap (Fast)

Hopping.. Left/Right IC, Front Back IC, Chubby Checker IC

Run 1 lap (Fast)

Mosey to wall. 1 minute handstand on wall, break, repeat.

Tubthumping (EP version?)

Bernie Sanders up hill, 1 Merkin, 1 Copper Head, run down, repeat +1 each for 10 minutes.

2 laps last man sprints

Line up on 50, 10 yard bear crawl, 5 merkins, 10 yard crab walk, 5 burpees… repeat until endzone.

Option: Repeat above back to 50 or do Bring Sally Up at 50.

Number-O-Rama

Name-O-Rama

Words of wisdom: None

COT: Thanks @priorities

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Absolutely No B.S.

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Q: Flea

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup: 
10 arm circles to the sides (FWD, BWD), overhead (FWD, BWD)
20 Imperial Walkers
20 Hillbillies
10 Merkins

THE THANG
Always looking for new ways to challenge eachother I came up with the following workout after hearing (joke) complaints from one of my fellow PAX during the Saturday Post.

Using a deck of cards we broke up into two groups of three.
One member drew a card with a workout printed on it (From the “F3 Beat Down Deck”).
They then state a number they believe that they can accomplish.
The other two members can then call B.S. in order and state a higher number (minimum increment of 5)
OR
Each member can claim a pass
HOWEVER
The members that pass must draw a new card from the deck and execute the new workout until the original PAX has completed their set number of workouts.

To help clarify cards: Any distance cards served as a “break” and all PAX executed a run around the soccer field after completing the next workout.

Ended with Number-O-Rama, Name-O-Rama, COT

MOLESKIN
I came up with this workout without the full set of rules worked out in my head and it worked out fairly well. The competition was great and my muscles are definitely feeling it.

Beach’s Spring Wing Ding Patio Party is coming up. You can message myself or him if you need details.
He also just sent out the following amplifications

“Hello Party People! Forecast for Saturday says 65 degrees, cloudy, 10% precipitation, and 11mph winds. If the forecast happens to turn bad by Saturday I will postpone to a later date. Expecting 22+ people. Parking may be challenging, you may have to walk a few blocks. I apologize in advance and will seek your forgiveness with free beer or a wise-crack at my expense. I’m open for business at 1pm or anytime after. Some ppl are asking if it is okay to bring their kids. Absolutely! I have some board games and nintendo if they need entertainment. If it starts getting chilly, I have a patio heater that looks like it got tortured by wind….because it was. Can’t wait to see y’all !!”


Also, for those that weren’t there Saturday, I took over second F coordinator I will be looking at setting up monthly thing for us all to get together and relax a little, this month will be Beach’s party though, so get there!  
Spartan Race is coming up! Don’t forget!
The 27th is going to be a busy day alot of opportunities.

—-27April—-
Love Our Central Coast
https://www.loveourcentralcoast.org/
Q School in San Francisco Area (See e-mail or ask me)
Also there is going to be a BBQ for anyone interested put on by some friends and I in Fort Ord area starting about 4:30 (you do not have to live in the area)

LEXICON: Word of the day-
BE THE BACON –
An exhoratation to another Pax (or to oneself) to improve attitude, to not take things seriously that don’t warrant being taken seriously, and in general to approach life in a positive way. It is the belief of The Nation that no one hates Bacon. No one is sad to see Bacon. Even vegetarians and vegans probably like the smell of bacon, and would likely eat tofu bacon (if there is such a thing). Basically, it means to make yourself and your personality as agreeable and as widely loved as Bacon.

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Sally got us good

Q: Cleveland Rocks

8.1 pax posted today at Carmel High.

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup:

10 Merkins IC, 10 Batwings IC, 10 Monkey Humpers IC, 6 Gorilla Humpers IC, 15 Abe Vigodas IC, 15 Impercial Walkers IC

The Thang:

2 laps of Last Man Sprints

Chubaburpee – done to the song Tubthumping: SSH and Burpees when the song says “I get knocked down, but…”

20 count

2 laps of Last Man Sprints

Stay on the track…. 15 Plank Jacks, run 1/4 of track, 15 squats, run 1/4 of track, 15 SSH, run 1/4 of track, 15 seconds wall lean. When leader catches last place go one more time around at last place pace than it’s over for all.

20 count

Bring Sally Up: Moby’s song “Bring Sally Up.” Start chest to ground, when song says Bring Sally Up you go to up Merkin position and hold, when song says Bring Sally Down you go to down Merkin position and hold.

20 count

Run 3 laps – your pace.

1 lap Last Man Sprints

Number-O-Rama

Name-O-Rama: Welcome FNG Momentum (respect!)

Words of wisdom

COT

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1/16th sprints and bern

V: Cleveland Rocks

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup:

10 Merkins IC, 5 Moneky Humpers IC, 5 Gorilla Humpers IC, 15 Side Straddle Hops IC, 15 Imperial Walkers IC

The Thang:

On the track. 10 burpees, sprint 1/16th of mile, 10 squats, sprint 1/16th of mile, 10 merkins, sprint 1/16th of mile, wall sits for 10 seconds, sprint 1/16th mile… repeat. Keep up until first place reaches last place. As posters catch up keep pace with last place for 1 more lap then it’s over.

20 count from @Bruha Ja

Suicides: start at goal line and go to 25, turning every 5 yards doing crab walk out and bear crawl back.

Mosey along to bottom of hill near baseball field.

Time to honor the backwards running of Priorities. Bernie Sanders (run backwards) up the hill. Feel the bern. Posters choice 10 squats, merkins burpees etc. Mosey back down. Repeat 3 times.

Teams of 2. One grabs cinder block. Line up on goal line. 1 team member inch worms while other runs with cinder block to other goal line and returns to meet inch wormer. Change places and repeat until you are both at the end zone. 20 count from Sharkbait. Repeat the other way but doing Crawl Bears back.

Wow, there’s still time! Let’s run the bleacher stairs and lean on a wall.

Number-O-Rama

Name-O-Rama

Welcome FNG Peak!

Words of wisdom: Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory…. and some discussion of who would win a battle between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.

COT

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“To the beach”

VQ: Cleveland Rocks

DISCLAIMER: Given

Warmup:

10 Merkins (cadence), 10 side straddle hops (cadence), 10 imperial walkers (cadence)

Suicides: start at goal line and go to 25, turning every 5 yards doing crab walk out and bear crawl back.

The Thang:

Run to carmel beach (1 mile run with 360ft elevation drop)

5 burpees, 5 air squats, 5 merkins… then 4,3,2,1

Run back to Carmel High in two groups (1 mile and 360ft elevation gain.) Groups do Last Man Sprints. Leader of pack carries concrete block and passes it to new leader. (Doesn’t get much better than that!)

5 burpees, 5 air squats, 5 merkins… then 4,3,2,1

Repeat warm up.

Run bleacher stairs, run track with some crossovers along the way.

Number-O-Rama

Name-O-Rama

Words of wisdom: Never buy anything with someone that you can’t cut in half.

COT

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