Figuring it all out

6 strong 💪 this morning at Carmel High.

Warm Up:
Should Shrugs
Grady Corn
T Pots
Cherry Pickers front / back
Cherry Pickers side to side… and side to side so DPR could feel even
Heal raises

The Thang:
Simplicity! 1 burpee, bear crawl 15 yards, 2 burpees, back to start… add 1 burpee each time until you reach 15 then go back down. Second pax to finish calls it.
Run 3 laps
6 inches to finish it off

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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WHARF MONSTER

5 strong almost came face to face with the wharf monster this morning. (Well… maybe 4.25… Stone Cold got to the AO 6 minutes late and we had already departed on our journey.

Disclaimer Given

Warm up:
Grady Corn
IW
Hill Billies
Heel Raises

The Thang
Mosey… just 20 feet. Ask PAX if they remember how to do Simplicity. They do. Good. We are not doing that today. Mosey on….

Mosey to fish market. 10 burpees OYO

Mosey… we find a cool dock under the wharf … we start some squats… then the Wharf Monster start to howl… loudly… scarily… and it get’s louder and louder… seriously… it was scary… the Wharf Monster did NOT want us there. One of the PAX said it’s Wharf Monster mating season too… seriously… Get the heck out of here FAST!!!!

Mosey… leg ups on wall

Mosey… up some stairs, around the other wharf… PAX choice Aussie Merkins or regular Merkins… and then repeat

Mosey…. more leg ups

Mosey to AO start… we come across Stone Cold.

Gas pumps and 6 inches to round it out.

We did a few more Merkins and things along the way but since YHC did not have this one scripted out the memory has faded.

YHC and Q: Cleveland Rocks

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That’s it?

5 strong 💪 today at the beach.

Disclaimer given

Warm up:
Mtn. man poopers
Moroccan Night Clubs
Heal Raises
Seal Jacks
Burpees

The Thang:
Run.. find good place with two walls
10 Mike Tysons, crab walk to other wall, 10 rowers., walk back.
Reduce by 1 each time. First person done calls it. DPR crushed this one.
Run to wharf
8 squats + 8 monkey humpers in front of the fishing boats filled with tourists going fishing
Reduce by 1 each time. First person done calls it. Beach crushed this one.
Run… to wall for 10 cycles of 1 wall jump and 1 burpee, first person calls it.
Run to sea wall
Wall sits & plank
Find a rock, test out our rock skipping skills…. room to improve there
Climb over sea wall for some heal raises
Run back to AO start
LBCs, 6 inches, side planks, plank

YHC and Q = Cleveland Rocks

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Q on 9/11

12 strong 💪 today. Weather was perfect. DPR even commented on the run how awesome it was to be running in the mist. We are truly fortunate to have our AO where we do. We also welcomed FNGs Puck and Noble.

Disclaimer given

Warm Up
Hill Billies IC
Mt. Man Poopers IC
Jump Rope

The Thang
Run Track 1 lap
Bear Crawl 456 yards: 456 yards = 1368ft which was the height of tower 1 of the World Trade Center.
Run Track 1 lap
Circle up:
Last man IC activities: Gas Pumps, LBC, Freddy Mercury, Planks, etc.

Name and Count-o-rama

Moment of silence for the victims of 9/11 and the service personal who past in the line of duty.

YHC wanted to do something to mark the 20th anniversary of the attacks. The 456 yards bear crawl did just that. I think it will be repeated going forward.

YHC should have told stories of the people he knew lost on 9/11 but YHC feels like he honors them by remembering them in his memories.

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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Perfect Morning

10 strong 💪 at Carmel High this morning. I swear someone has turned up the humidity in the area to a level I have not ever felt here in these parts. Great to see GRS back to join us after his IronMan training but it will be short lived as he’s off again in a little to train for more. Stone Colds M was on the track exercising. We picked up on of her exercises and I think it will become a regulars exercise in YHC’s routine.

Disclaimer given

Warm Up:
Good Mornings
Grady Corn
IW
Jump Rope – keep jumping rope until Stone Cold arrives. Who would have guessed that he decided to stop and take off both his shoes and put them back on… slowly… as if he knew we were waiting for him.

The Thang

Goal line – team up
Person 1 – Rosalitas / Rowers
Person 2 – bunny hop to 15, 3 merkins, run back
First team to 100 Ros/Row calls itRepeat – Plank Jacks 4 count / Bunny hop & 3 squats
First to 100 calls it

Run Lap

Repeat – SSH (4 count) / Bunny hop & Mike Tysons
First to 200 calls it

Run Lap

Repeat – Absolutions / Run to 15 & 5 LBCs 4 count
First to 100 calls it

Run Lap

Repeat – Burpees / Run to 15 & 5 hill billies 4 count
First to 100 calls it

To bleachers:
10 dips, run to goal line, do the Stone Cold M move, run to bars – 10 aussie merkins

6 mins mary

Name & Count-o-rama


YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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You wear only an apron at the cheese shop?

10 strong 💪 this morning at Carmel High. Weather was fantastic. A cool 55 degrees and foggy. Basically like every summer morning here in Carmel.

It was great to see Natty downrange from F3 Knoxville join us and come to coffeteria, too. Also great to see Bru Ha Ha (MIA since July 2020), whom YHC mistook for his younger brother Jagger. Sorry Bru Ha Ha!

Disclaimer given

Warm Up:
10 Michael Phelps
50 SSH
100 Grady Corn (yes! we made it to 100! Only a few moans from the pax. The batwing king loved the grady corns.)
20 Cherry Pickers
10 heel raises

The Thang:
On Track…
For 2 laps:
2 merkins, Run ¼ track, 4 merkins, run ¼ track, 6 merkins, run ¼ track 8 merkins for 4 laps. If first at ¼ mark do 2x exercise, if you are 2nd, do 1.5x exercise. If last, skip exercise and keep running. Sorry for the complex math!

Repeat: Burpees, Absolution, Situps

Great to watch Beach and Natty duke it out on the last 1/4 mile run. Natty took it.

Line up on goal line. Crawl bear 50, run back, crawl bear 25, run back. YHC thought that would take longer than it did so lets Crawl Bear to the 100 and run back.

Still time…

Freddy Mercury’s, Rosalitas, 6 inches….

Announcements:
* Contact Beach SOON! about F3 Shirt order… 10% discount and free shipping
* Contact Sharkbait about F3 Monterey custom shirt order
* RSVP to YHC if you are coming to Dinner at YHC house. Pizza, etc. Priorities will be in town and joining us.

Count-o-rama, Name-o-rama

YHC and Q: Cleveland Rocks

Doesn’t get much better than this…
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I’m really big

9 strong 💪 today for a modified F3 Chattanooga “Burph.” The snooze button was very poplar today as we started off with 5 and ended with 9. Weather was Monterey perfect – cool, overcast, foggy in the upper atmosphere (aka clouds) and a sprinkle of wetness as one ran.

Disclaimer Given

Warm Up
Michael Phelps
Grady Corn
T Pots

The Thang
To the track:
10 burpees
20 merkins
30 squats
Run lap… do for a total of 6 rounds & then pick up 6

Goal Line – bear crawl to 100….

Back to the track:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
Run lap… repeat 1 more time.

Circle up… 50 imperial walkers and some arm holds to end it.

Announcements: Closing down F3Monterey Slack workspace and moving to the nations Slack workspace. We have an F3Monterey channel on that page. Sign up here: https://f3nation.com/slack/

Signups for Concorso Italiano volunteer. See links in Slack channel to sign up or talk to Beach.

Save the date: September 4th for the 4 year F3 Monterey anniversary BBQ and other events. Events still being worked on.

YHC and Q = Cleveland Rocks

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Runnin’ the block

A super foggy morning. Just they way we like it here in Monterey.

10 strong 💪 including 4 FNGs. Welcome The Don, Hazard, Seafood and Seco.

Disclaimer given

Warmup:
Hillbillies
Heel Raises
SSH
Air Presses
LBCs

The Thang:

Monkey suicides: 5 Monkey Humpers, Run to 10, 5 monkey humpers… run back, 5 MH, run to 20, 5 MH… etc.
Merkin suicids:  same as MH but with 5 merkins

Choice:  3 laps around school (~1.45 miles) or 1 lap long way (~1.35 miles)

Rower suicides: same but 5 rowers

Six mins of mary
6 inches
Gas pumps
LBCs
American Hammers

Announcements: Ferrari and concourse italiano volunteering

YHC and Q Cleveland Rocks

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Off The Books 4/27/2021

Q: Beach

3 strong at high noon

Warmups: SSH x 40 IC, Imperial Walkers x 20 IC, Hillbillies x 20 IC, Copperhead Squats x 20 IC, Bat Wings x 20 IC.

Two geese and 3 goslings waddled past and then crossed Del Monte street during warmups. Luckily, there were no casualties.

The Thang: At VB courts 1&2: Dips, Irkins, Big Boy Situps, Gas Pumps x 20 of each OYO f/b plank until everyone finishes. Mosey to VB courts 3&4 and repeat. Mosey to VB courts 1&2 and repeat. Mosey to courts 3&4 and repeat. Mosey to courts 1&2 and repeat. Mosey to courts 3&4 f/b high plank x 1 minute f/b Xs and Os x 1 minute f/b low plank x 1 minute, f/b Xs and Os x 1 minute. Mosey to courts 1&2. Dips, Irkins, Big Boy Situps, Gas Pumps x 20 of each OYO f/b plank until everyone finishes. Mosey to courts 3&4 and repeat. Mosey to courts 1&2. Workout complete.

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Leaving Early: The Unknown FNG

11 strong 💪 this morning including FNG Stone Cold. Weather was amazing. The field this time was not frozen solid or even damp like in prior winter beatdowns. Spring is here and we are going to love it.

This was a new one for us. And one we could have done better at addressing. We had an FNG today leave mid-workout. We were doing laps on the track and no one was near him and he just left. Next time this happens one of us will try to catch up with the FNG to chat with them.

Disclaimer given.

Run Lap
10 Tea Pot
20 Moroccan Night Clubs
30 Seal Jacks
40 on you side – leg things… 20 each side
50 LBCs 
Run Lap

Bear crawl to center field & Circle up

In Cadence – Q starts – count goes to the right.  Once you reach the end of your rope do a lap. Two ways to end it all:  One person is left doing exercise or if the 3rd to last person returns from their lap (IE there are two left) it’s over.  Call recover.  Pax coming back can mumble chatter, cheer on other pax, plank, al gore… etc.

Hello Dolly
Groiners
Gorilla Humpers
Wheel of Merkins
Burpees

Run lap (or 2) – stop at wall for:

10 mike tysons

Line up on goal line – team up
1 pax lunges to 10 & back, other does 200 heal taps
1 pax lunges to 10 & back, other does 200 LBCs
We started on this last one but ran our of time:
1 pax lunges to 10 & back, other does 400 SSH single count

Count, Name, COT

YHC and Q: Cleveland Rocks

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